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01. Oats We Sow
02. Love You Better
03. Rules
04. Season Poem
05. Kingdom Come
06. August Moon
07. Sunburn
08. First to Say Goodnight
09. Falling
10. Autumn Leaves
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dont smile because its over, cry because it happened

some call me maeve, but to you i expect to be referred to only as omnipotent celestial goddess (or astrological blimp of intelligence)

if you like dave strider, anger and corsets then boy oh boy this is the place for you!!

posted 17 hours ago on April 16, 2014 with 1 note
❝ your kano icon stares into my soul,, it's just a metaphor these red-eyes and constant state of self loaTHING IS JUST A METAPHOR GUYS, SERIOUSLY. ❞

im glad you picked up my very depthful metaphorim hoping to sway a nation with this powerful symbolic graphic

posted 17 hours ago on April 16, 2014 with 1 note
craigcest said —
❝ ((that one character. yknow. with the face.)) ❞

probably that one ninja from naruto?

posted 18 hours ago on April 16, 2014 with 270 notes

rockstarbiologist:

okay but why gender me in tags when you can admire my dress pockets instead

posted 18 hours ago on April 16, 2014 with 16,041 notes

myayylmao:

DESCRIBE A CHARACTER (REALLY BADLY) IN MY ASK AND I WILL GUESS WHO IT IS

(via noahfixedme)

posted 18 hours ago on April 16, 2014 with 160,505 notes

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

image

Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

(via glittergluespookery)

posted 18 hours ago on April 16, 2014 with 338 notes

bumblr—bee:

you kids these days with your cigaphors and metarettes

posted 18 hours ago on April 16, 2014 with 98 notes

nonexistentially:

oceanofsaturn:

nonexistentially:

augustus waters sobs quietly into his desk. he is in his english class. they are taking a language feature test. he sweats as he gets to the next question.
“what language feature is this? ‘her eyes were as blue as the sky’.” he groans. his pen shakes as he writes the same answer as he has put for all the other questions. he cannot stop himself.
“it’s a metaphor” he whispers

actually, that’s a simile so…

THATS THE JOKE

posted 18 hours ago on April 16, 2014 with 224,200 notes

anonymousnerdgirl:

godstilldontlikeugly:

lindsaychrist:

jollymermaid:

qveenly:

twelve-thirteen-eleven:

Look at her phone omg

The shoes tho

i loved the 90s

cadet kelly premiered in 2002

everyone knows the 90s didn’t end until about 2004

Reblogging for accuracy of the last comment.

(Source: whitenaomicampbell, via midnitedancer)

posted 18 hours ago on April 16, 2014 with 4,977 notes
  • cop: is that a joint between your teeth
  • me: no it's a metaphor